NiNJA-MoFo's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[E=shitfuck]

Terrific

I like your style cheif

[Zelda: Tales of Legend]

God damnit read to find out, lazy asses

Youve got some serious skill. Lots of potential. With your mastery of flash video producing, if you had a better storyline, we'd have another alien hominid (based on popularity). You did a perfect, godly job with the video production parts, but the overall storyline isn't exactly too zelda-ish. First off, you can't go from old timey talk (and the lord of the rings lines are obvious) to portal rifts and other talk not fit for that time period. A link to the past was a fantastic game. It introduced lots of great characters and places. The direction you're going, or could go, with this flash could be superior to anything on newgrounds. If you had a war like you talked about where the pyramid of power forces attack hyrule and siege the castle and what not (go ahead and steal some ideas from LotR) and a deeply involving and logical storyline and youve got yourself a masterpiece.

[The History of Zelda]

You give shame to zelda, nintendo, and humanity

If youre gonna do the history of zelda, at least, the least bit, at least you could at least spell "Legend of Zelda" right. Good pictures and idea but could have been put to much better use. You give idiotic and uninformative "info" if you'd even call it that, since most of it is just a big pile of shit guised as words. Theres so much more and better stuff you could have done with it, like go into more detail, feature more music, maybe some videos, the two oracles, and last but definitely not least, don't be a fucking jackass.

[Mario's Game Over]

That was great

good job man

[8-bit Theater 1]

funny

That was quite the silly. i like

[Taking Retards to the Zoo]

funny but short

good flash, sily indeed, but they never made it to the zoo!

[Metroid Parody part 2]

BEST THING EVER!

SAME AS NUMBER 1, THAT WAS A GREAT FLASH. REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY. U R A VERY FUNNY PERSON. U SHOULD GET A MEDAL OR SUTTIN, THESE 2 FLASHES WERE REALLY FUNNY. WORDS CANT DESCRIBE HOW FUNNY SO IM NOT GONNA TRY NO MORE. MAKE NUMBER 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

[Metroid Parody part 1]

BEST THING EVER!

THAT IS ONE OF IF NOT THE MOST FUNNIEST THINGS IVE EVER SEEN. REALLY GOOD ANIMATION N STUFF. IM A HUGE METROID FAN AND THAT WAS THE BEST METROID FLASH ON NEWFROUNDS, (AND NUMBER 2). I TAKE MY HAT OFF TO U. MAKE MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sailor Moon & Metroid]

tisk tisk tisk

This was way too short and pointless, 1st of all the samus and the nut kicking, its not gonna work. the only thing i even giggled at was the mario gettin head from the metroid. too much stupid swearing to try n fit in and nuttin made sense. I HATE U!

P.S. it was so stupid, i thought u were a woman because only women can be that stupid!!!!!!

[Cube 2 : Hypercube]

Nice

I liked it but i was waitin 4 da replay n i right clicked n pressed play n it took me to this weird game that didnt work very well, Wut was it?